Who we are
Our website address is: https://dividendcapturepro.com. We are your friendly neighborhood helper when it comes to Dividend Capture, Dividend Harvesting, or Dividend Stripping. Don’t look at me. I didn’t call it that. We do not, however, offer any investment advice.
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site, we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection. However, as we live in Minnesota, we love spam. Just ask any Hawaiian where they make spam. They know.
An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.
Media
If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website. That could be uncomfortable if you’re uploading from prison. You will be caught and severely reprimanded. Maybe even yelled at.
Cookies
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. I prefer chocolate chip. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year. Unless they are white chocolate and macadamia nut. Then they will last approximately 1.3 seconds.
If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts oatmeal raisin cookies. This cookie contains no personal data or nut products and is discarded when you close your browser.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies on a plate to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days and taste surprisingly woody, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed and you’ll miss the yummy sprinkles.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. Do you have any idea what this goobeldy-gook means?
Obviously, anyone who would eat white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies would never embed your comments in concrete and throw them from the pier at 2am, New York time.
Who we share your data with
If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. Rest assured we will never sell your password because the Dark Web is icky, full of giant spiders, and tree roots that chew on your ankles. I lost a shoe there once. Don’t look for it. They’ll never find you.
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. That is, unless I get tired of looking at it and delete it out of pique.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. Do not ask for your cookies back, especially the white chocolate and macadamia nut ones. It would be very icky.
Where your data is sent
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.
Final note. We could not afford a real editor, so this page was written by a big blue fuzzy guy we found on Fiverr with googly eyes and a weird name.
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